I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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