spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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