I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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