It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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