spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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