A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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