Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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