Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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