Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I just put wine in my tea
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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