And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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