YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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