I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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