How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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