This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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