some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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