It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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