I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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