yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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