she is the kim kardashian of front butts
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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