new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
a search helicopter?!
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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