There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm going to jail i love you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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