Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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