I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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