Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize