direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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