PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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