Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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