if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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