she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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