Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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