I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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