She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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