I feel like I'm in dance class right now
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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