it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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