My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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