Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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