he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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