She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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