I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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