I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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