Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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