Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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