Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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