I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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