Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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