chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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