FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize