I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize