I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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