Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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