is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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